Sphinx Citings Strike Again!

With the title of Better Late Than Friars Sphinx Citings is back from a two week hiatus and goes on to detail recent Sphinx happenings in witty style. Citings definitely needs to move towards a more regular frequency - I just can't get enough. Some of my favorite lines:

• "Candlelight vigils were held and the DP started a ticker of the number of days that Citings had passed its deadline."
• "Healey was seen watching Jon Tucker Must Die and Mean Girls in a back-to-back "blow out with his manly fraternity brothers." Oh yeah, and Healey was also called out in QPenn for supposedly being gay, again. The crowds yawned, yearning for a new joke from everyone's favorite hotty from Nebraska"
• "words of encouragement from Friars head honcho Zach Coopersmith in email correspondence with an unnamed Sphinge: "I like the blog posting on the Sphinx website by the way, you guys are so amazing."

It's good to see that at least some in Friars enjoy our Citings.

~BT